Father of the year award goes to… This is every old man’s profile picture and it’s always uploaded 9 times. How I wake up after a 5 hour nap that I took after sleeping all night long. My girlfiend’s hairclip nearly put me in cardiac arrest. I am some form of permanently exhauted pigeon. Me: Do you thin twins ever get themselves mixed up and forget which ones they are? Don’t f*** with Raymond: He threw a lamp at another student and told them to “lighten the F*** up”. Remember Ice Cube? This is him now, feel old? If I have to parallel park, don’t invite me. Still the best graduation cap ever: Game Of Loans. I’m totally against the selfie-stick but every now and then an exception comes along. And now ladies and gentleman, may I proudly present to you, the future.

Me when I get home: When your girl says she doesn’t want anything from MCDonalds but you turn your head and see her like this Peta: Cows are friends not food.Ĭommenter: Name one cow you’re friends with. Me: ok I’m feeling really motivated, when I get home I’m going to sort my life out, get all of my work done and be successful. I googled ‘corgi shorts’ instead of ‘cargo shorts’ and it turned out fantastically. Me anytime my pet alls asleep in a cute position. This is the type of guy you read about in math problems. So here he is, showing them to the dog! Every girl: OMG traveling is my passion! His Dad said there was lots of Dog training videos on YouTube. Lincoln told his Dad he wanted to learn how to train his puppy. Not A Cop: If anyone is planning any illegal activities tonight let me know. Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up, and everyone applauded me, so I told them to shut the fuck up too. *Short People Suck* I wanted to erase it, but I couldn’t reach the sign. When you and your girl are arguing and you’re both wrong so you start mocking each other. I can’t wait to get to the part of my life where wearing suspenders with sweat pants is completely okay. What did you get? > I got diarreah but t was worth it. When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning. When your nose is stuffed and you just sit there and think about the time when it was’t stuffed and how you just took breathing freely for granted. Did you just use a saxaphone as a Nike icon? Improvise.

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